random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..



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