random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

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