Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
never read comments - theolypse
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday