random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

fap 'til you puke - kang

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

I meant nipples - crwk8

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