random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS



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