random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

useless without pictures - cb361

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna



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