Craft the Rainbow -
40 Colorful Paper Projects from The House That Lars Built
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious