Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
never read comments - theolypse