Calming the Fearful Mind -
A Zen Response to Terrorism
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
eat clit or die! - vahid
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki