The Dollop -
It's history, but funny. Usually. Mostly.
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz