random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz



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