Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361