random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious



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