random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi



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