Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
I am sticking with cock - papango
