Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT