Spaceship? -
Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
blood is the best lube - swiggy
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter