random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

blood is the best lube - swiggy

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter



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