You Are Now Less Dumb -
How to Conquer Mob Mentality, How to Buy Happiness, and All the Other Ways to Outsmart Yourself
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
still running version .9 - King of the Hill
fap 'til you puke - kang
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious