random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..



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