The Conquest of Bread -
The inherent flaws in feudalism and capitalism
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
seven levels of rad - graham
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
