When They Severed Earth from Sky -
How the Human Mind Shapes Myth
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
typed this one-handed - uncletim
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361