random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

typed this one-handed - uncletim

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361



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