we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
I am sticking with cock - papango
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
