what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch