Codename: Clusterfuck -
America's War for the Greater Middle East: A Military History
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy