random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi

don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

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