random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox



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