Calming the Fearful Mind -
A Zen Response to Terrorism
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox