random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

Tagline? - Mikhail_16

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth



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