random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox



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