random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

useless without pictures - cb361

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361



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