Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe
fapping all over the world -
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian