random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin



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