random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
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