random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
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