random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

 it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

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