Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions -
Break your brain. You know you want to.
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
seven levels of rad - graham
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
bleeding out my balls - Naruki