Klutz Paper -
Flying Dragons Craft Kit
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
Digg for dicks - plexer
this should be a tagline - Trigger
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context