random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

taser him again, boys - Moke

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
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