random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

blood is the best lube - swiggy

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard



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