You Are Now Less Dumb -
How to Conquer Mob Mentality, How to Buy Happiness, and All the Other Ways to Outsmart Yourself
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
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because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
blood is the best lube - swiggy
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard