random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

typed this one-handed - uncletim

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck



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