random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr



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