you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties