Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
Digg for dicks - plexer
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
