Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..