random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

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