random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

cause everyone has balls - maryyugo

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

The Res-erection - brat#3

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy



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