Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
The Res-erection - brat#3
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy