Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
