random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious



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