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shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
eat clit or die! - vahid
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz