random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim

life begins at confection - Tirade



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