Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
