random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham



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