Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
wood man approves highly - snowfox
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
it's the fapture! - Robolt
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
life begins at confection - Tirade
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
