random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

typed this one-handed - uncletim

don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore



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