random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr



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