random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth



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