Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel