Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious